Saturday 8 August 2009

Things Overheard

This is first time in a long time that I've had the oppertunity to properly add stuff to this blog. I thought I'D start with some good things overheard.

1.

Warsaw, Poland: Witek Orski's Mum to me (everything translated via Witek) 'Why don't you drink your tea?7

Me to Her: 'Well I don't really like it'

Witek's mum to Witek in Polish: 'The Englishmen doesn't like Tea, then how does he know when its Tea Time?'

2.

During a thunderstorm in Helsinki, Finland. Man runs up to me and shouts something in Finnish, whilst me and Helen hide under a canopy.

Me: 'er...in english?'

Him: Have you seen the weather! It is lightening! Fork Lightening, Crazy!'

Me 'Yer'

Then he ran off.

3.

Trying to book a rom in a pod hotel with a travel friend of mine.

Japanese Pod Hotel Owner: 'No Tattoo, you cannot stay'

He points to Stephan's Tattoo on his arm.

Me to Him: 'No mate, its OK, here's not Yakuza, he's Scottish'

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