Myth Reinforcement

Many of you may have preconceived ideas about Japan.

Let me tell you now that 99% of them are true.

I was initially going to do a bit of the old myth busting for you guys. Show you I'd discovered the real Japan etc.

We the real Japan is the myth.

1. It is ridiculously clean here, even though there are hardly any bins.
2. You can by almost anything from a vending machine, drinks, fags, beer, porn, manga, soup coupons etc.
3. Japanese School girls do wear those clothes, honestly, all the time.
4. The toilets are either porcelain holes in the ground, or robotic. 5 Speeds of B-Day. Wahay!
5. Hello Kitty rules the nation. As does Pokemon. I caught a Pokemon train the other day. It had Pikachu on it.
6. People are painfully polite and will bow at you all the time.
7. All the food contains weird fish. If it was once wet, they will eat it.
8. They love Golf and Whiskey.
9. People do slurp noodles
10. The porn is still weird and available everywhere.

I'll think of more when they come to me.

Still no decent robots though.